Crocs

Here we have an example of the ugliest shoes ever made on Earth. I wanted to log my disdain for these awful crimes against humanity before I inevitably become brainwashed like a lot of others. I've never before seen a product whose design is thought of so overwhelmingly as ugly convert so many people who tell me that "once you try 'em on, you'll see. They're just so comfortable, man." If you see me in Crocs, just light my feet on fire.