Showing posts with label reviews. Show all posts
Showing posts with label reviews. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Old Dogs

Perhaps the best part of my Thanksgiving Eve so far has been reading all of the many scathing reviews of Old Dogs over at Rotten Tomatoes. What an awful movie idea! And although Robin Williams doesn't make very many good films, I think it's fair to say that Seth Green may be an even more potent source of movie ruining acting. Great idea, Hollywood.

So far Old Dogs is rated at a whopping 8%.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Cubsicle Music Review

Julian Casablancas - Phrazes for the Young

If you like good music, being a fan of the Strokes pays dividends. It seems like each member of the band is putting out worthwhile music when the mothership goes on hiatus, and each side project has enough Strokes in it to sound familiar and yet different enough to warrant side-project status. Julian's work is no different. You still get his knack for great lyrics and a guitars that sound a bit like Albert Hammond Jr is in the background somewhere, but the music is stretched and contorted just enough to make this a clear individual effort. This 8 song LP is a great blend of all the things that I love about the Strokes and different enough to make me feel like I've discovered something new. I can't stop listening to this record.

Here's "Out of the Blue":
Somewhere along the way
My hopefulness turned to sadness
Somewhere along the way
My sadness turned to bitterness
Somewhere along the way
My bitterness turned to anger
Somewhere along the way
My anger turned to vengeance
And the ones that I make pay
Are never the ones who deserve it
And the ones who deserve it
They'll never understand it.
Yes, I know I'm going to hell in a purple basket
At least I'll be in another world
While you're pissing on my casket

Julian Casablancas - Out of The Blue
Found at skreemr.com

Friday, September 25, 2009

Beatles Rock Band Review

Beatles Rock Band is a beautiful game that gives a brief glimpse into the band's career. In it, you choose an instrument and difficulty on which you'll play the instrument before being taken via photo collage to various venues the Beatles played throughout their career. It starts in Britain's storied Cavern and ends, of course, on the rooftop of Apple Records. There are 9 levels, but 3 of them are just various Abbey Road sessions so songs played on these levels are usually spiced up with some trippy visuals like THIS. Or maybe the Beatles used to play in open meadows a lot. Either way, it looks so fantastic that even Ringo's virtual avatar appears to be somewhat handsome. Aside from that, here are a few other things I like:

1. In between songs and on loading screens, Harmonix has placed rare audio clips of the Beatles in studio before and after takes along with other relevant audio clips such as Ed Sullivan's introduction of the band onto his show in 1964.

2. Scoring well on individual songs awards you hi-def photographs, video, and rare music clips that can be explored at any time. For example, one of the earliest prizes is an edited version of the band's fan club Christmas record from 1963.

3. Unlike other Rock Band versions, this game allows for multiple vocalists: one lead and the rest harmonizing. I haven't used this feature yet, but I assume it's challenging and a welcome addition. It certainly adds an element of authenticity to your career as a Beatle.

4. The game seems to cater to parties and players new to music video games. It's quite simple to join in for a song and then drop out whenever you like. Also, choosing Easy Mode automatically puts you in "no-fail" mode, meaning no matter how awful you are the Cavern goers won't boo you off stage.

5. It makes you appreciate the proficiency of the musicians. I knew George was an excellent guitarist, but I think all these years I've been underrating Paul's bass skill and Ringo's creativity on the drums.

(Speaking of which, it's true playing a plastic guitar is no substitute for the real thing, but playing the plastic drums, I hear, is very close to what it's like to play the real thing.)

I realize it's just a game, but here are some things I would change if I could:

1. The UI is boring and simple.

2. The game should tell you who is credited with writing each song and who sings which parts. The way it is now the lead singer is the lead singer regardless of whether or not the song uses more than one lead (Eight Days a Week, for example).

3. I would add a "hardcore" version of the game that forces you to choose one of the band members and then perform that person's duties for each of the songs. For example, you'd choose Paul and have to play the bass on most songs and switch between lead and backup vocals as you go. It would require 4 players and 4 mics, but I'm okay with that. I'm just saying it should be an option.

4. Lastly, I really have to question the song selection. It really seems like the makers of the game tried so hard to include George and Ringo in the singing duties that the 45 songs in the game's song selection are disproportionate to the Beatles' career. For example, the game seems to intentionally leave out Strawberry Fields Forever just so it can keep Ringo's cover of "Boys." As another example, 8 of the 45 songs are sung by George. I understand keeping songs like Taxman, While My Guitar Gently Weeps, and Something, but in the first installment of this game did they need to include I Me Mine and Within You/Without You? But at least George wrote those songs. This game also includes 5 Ringo songs! I say they should have drawn the line with Yellow Submarine and Octopus' Garden since he actually wrote it. I might add Act Naturally, but again, personal preference.

As a result of the song selection, some songs are not as fun to sing. I realize this is personal preference too and probably a result of having less knowledge of some of these, but here are the songs I can't stand to have to try and sing: Birthday, Dig a Pony, Hey Bulldog, I Me Mine, Within You Without You, Tomorrow Never Knows, I Wanna Be Your Man, Boys, The End.

On the plus side, most of the songs are fun to sing and play along to. After all, it's the Beatles. Here are some personal favorites: Good Morning Good Morning, Taxman, Paperback Writer, Here Comes the Sun, And Your Bird Can Sing.

Having played with several people, I can say that the best part of the game is that everyone's experience and tastes are just as diverse as the Beatles' catalog, so there's something for everyone.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Rock On: An Office Power Ballad

A book recommendation:

I enjoy reading humorous, non-fiction accounts of life by people who never quite made it to where they thought they would. I figure you might as well. In Rock On, we're invited into the life of Dan Kennedy as he begins his longtime dream of working for a record label (Atlantic). If you've been alive in the past several years you know the music industry is a bit of a failing joke, and in this book you get to experience that failing from the inside, even if Kennedy never really addresses the industry's demise explicitly. It's an interesting look at how labels like Atlantic few the "hit making" process and a confirmation that some executives just don't get it.


RockontheBook.com

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Cubsicle Movie Review

Valkyrie

Great and informative movie if you've absolutely positively never heard of Klaus Von Stauffenberg's attempt to assassinate Hitler.

Complete snoozefest if you paid any attention to your history lessons in high school and have any knowledge whatsoever about Hitler's demise.

Cubsicle Music Review

Kanye West - 808s & Heartbreak

Should be called 808 Ways to Ruin Music with Digital Voice Tuning. Way to regress, Kanye. And what's with that album cover? I'm tired of this ironic "I'm a rapper but I also enjoy swaths of soothing colors juxtaposed to a deflated heart because I'm deep" routine.